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Wednesday, 11 November 2009

  • Be prepurred, not skurred.


    Not that I have anything against obese people, but I do just have one request.  If you would like to sit down next to me, or in your case, on top of me, just ask me to get up and move.  I really don't want anyone's butt cheek hanging over my thigh.  Gotta love metro.

     

Wednesday, 04 November 2009

  • Bamma of the week week week...

    Zac Efron

     

     

    Or maybe I should say... bammaS.  There are a lot of children who ride the metro to get to and from school.  They annoy the crap out of me.  In advance, I'd like to say... not trying to make it a racial thing, but it is what it is.  The white kids I encounter daily on the metro look like they just stepped out of the Disney channel.  They cannot complete a sentence without using the word FRESH or the ever popular variation of SO FRESH. For example... "Isn't my cell phone so fresh?  I mean, really this is so fresh.  I love my new skateboard because it's so fresh.  The design is seriously fresh."  Can you imagine having to listen to this for 30 minutes each way??  I just cannot have kids if they are going to end up like that.

    And the hair... that's a whole 'nother issue.

     

     

     

     

     

     

Monday, 26 October 2009

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    The Book of Bright Ideas: A Novel
    By Sandra Kring
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    I attended a bachelorette party over the weekend with some wonderful gals and a very fabulous guy.  It was a lot of fun, but I was mortified by the stripper and had to leave 5 minutes into the fun.  Not gonna lie... I just can't handle a man in a thong.  Didn't sleep much at all this weekend, so I'll be paying for it all week.  Coffee is my best friend.

    Happy Monday!

     

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

  • Strangers

    I really hate talking to strangers, especially on the metro and more especially when I get questions like these:

    1) Are you Chinese or Korean?
    2) I like your outfit.  Is that how they dress in China?

    I sent in a check for my 10 year high school reunion.  Now I kind of want it back so I can buy a sweater from J Crew.

     
     

Friday, 11 September 2009

  • Ten Year Reunion

    My 10-year high school reunion is coming up this year... still contemplating whether or not I will go.  I'm not really sure what the point of a high school reunion is except to pay 60 bucks to see who's gained weight, who's aged ungracefully and, of course, catch up with all the people who tried so hard to make your life a living hell, pick fights with you in the cafeteria and almost get your ass suspended.  Oh yes... I still remember that and I still don't like you.  Those people are probably on welfare now anyway, so you know... what goes around comes around.   Does any of it sound appealing at all?  I'd have to say not really.

    I'm not bitter.  I swear!  I am happy to say that 10 years later, I am in the best place I can be right now and it keeps getting better.

     

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